What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

{RING} {RING}

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Who is the dumbest law enforcement officer you have ever encountered?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Which Bibles can one read and be confident they are reading the inerrant word of God?

HELLO

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

My parents force me (15yo atheist) to go to church, and there’s this thing called Small Sundays where we discuss the Bible in groups, there are questions asked about the Bible. What am I supposed to do when they ask?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Atheists, there is a god up there in heaven and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die the worst death imaginable and then to turn into a zombie all to save you from sin. Why do you reject him?

After a few moments he returns.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why can't my adopted sister accept she is not part of my family because she isn't related? Why can't she stop calling my parents mum and dad?

Yes sir it is.

Sure no problem officer.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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